Intense Ironic Action!!!
This morning I discovered that I was in dire need of deli meat for my luncheon sandwich. For that matter if I wished my sandwich-filled dreams to come true, I also needed bread, lettuce, cheese and a tomato. But fortunately, there was mayonnaise a-plenty. As I walked down the street to visit the local grocery store so as to restock my dwindling sandwich supplies, I saw a most curious thing.
There inside the large front windows of a house was a sign that read:
Beware of Dog. Right next to that sign was an undisturbed, happily sleeping cat.
To quote Peter Venkman: "Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
posted by Phillip at 9:28 AM
